A happy everafter

They have been dating for four years now. Today was the big day. He was nervous like hell. Heck, he was shaking all over. He knew in his heart, she was not going to turn him down, but what if his worst fear came true. What if she turned out to be a bolt from the blue? He had no clue what the evening will bring but in all his nervousness, he forgot to shave.
When she looked at him, the very first thing she screamed was, “not again please, I hate that unclean stubble”. He was taken aback. God, his whole idea has just spilled down the drain, all because of his nonsense idea of sporting a stubble. He jumped on the street, got home, shaved and came back and breathlessly took out a ring and asked her to marry him. She smiled the sweetest of all smiles. I wouldn’t have turned you down for your stubble, but now I love you more because you went through all of this to make sure that when I have my big moment I don’t end up making faces at the stubble I so badly hate. As for the answer, you always knew, it was yes ever since I had my eyes on you.

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You got to learn it right

“Why do men act up so strange? I could not believe I had to tell them this whole thing over and over again. Men are not apt to be categorized as human, they are either aliens or they wanted to be!!” Rita had her own thoughts; she always got so pumped up whenever she spotted men with stubbles. She so badly wanted to make sure that everyone was clean and shaven. How much time did it really take!! I mean if you do not have a second to shave, you surely are not worth anyone’s time.
She was always arguing all of these stuffs and it was then she decided to start an anti stubble camping. She shouted, “I hate that unclean stubble” in front of any guy who was sporting an unhygienic stubble. It brought huge embarrassment to a lot of boys, but boy it was working. The condition improved and boys finally learnt what it takes to shave and why it is important. Secretly, a lot of girl smiled because come on, they were tired of the stubbles too. It doesn’t make men look hot, it makes them look gross. Imagine us girls coming with unshaven legs. Now, will that turn people on? Hell no!!

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Finally, yours!

It was the umpteenth time Jack was trying to win over the heart of Rosie. She did seem interested, but God knows why she came close and then rushed off. Couldn’t she just tell him what the problem was? He was not going to let the matter slip. For so long, he has been hooked to her, he wanted her bad and he wanted her now. As he was trying to find what was that made Rosie ran away, he absent mindedly put his hands on his face and God it hurt. His beard!! That was some piece of scissor. It hurt. Could it be the beard? He wondered idly. You never know with women! They can come up with some of the most incredible excuses and reasons. He decided what was there to lose and shaved off his stubble- the stubble that he had worn perhaps ever since he was born! Only if it was technically possible!!
The next day when Rosie saw him, she got all starry eyed. “His clean shaven looked bowled me over”, she was shouting and screaming all through the garden. Good lord he loved that smile and to know that he was the one behind it made his day so much brighter.

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The big proposal

The more she thought about it, the more it made her laugh. She couldn’t believe she had made such a huge ruckus. But, please it wasn’t her fault in the least. How could a man not shave! It was one thing to appear hot and hunky, but not having a fully shaven look! Oh come on, that was surely a deal breaker.
She probably had one of the best proposal story. When her man proposed her right in front of the whole social circle, with high spirits, she had REJECTED him and her only response was, “I hate that unclean stubble”. Lol, it definitely looks so much funnier now that they both were together. He was taken aback, shocked, appalled and then the whole crowd erupted in laughter. It definitely wasn’t the kind of response he was accepting. He rushed, shaved, and came back with the perfect look and voila it worked. She was bowled over, she loved him a lot. If it wasn’t for his unhygienic stubble, she might have proposed him long back. They still have a good laugh over their stubble story. At least, her man never missed to shave anymore. She taught him the right lesson the hard way.

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My college story

There were very few things that truly irked me and stubble was one of them. I didn’t know why it was so, but every time I was a man with stubble, I couldn’t help cursing. How would men feel if girls roamed about with big, burly hair all over, unshaven and unkempt? It is another thing to have big locks swaying in the air, but good Lord, a stubble!! Couldn’t they think a little? I mean there is nothing to insult a guy based on his choices but any fool can see that stubble looks gross.
I hate that unclean stubble! How many girls have complained of this? I tried to spread the word and spoke about this with my best guy friend who was the only one who shaved daily and that too because I made sure he did or else we weren’t talking for a week. He started communicating the same and voila the college campus suddenly looked so much better. Shaven men are always so much more appealing and they can help you feel the pulse zing through your brain. Good lord, life suddenly looked so much better and college didn’t seem as tiring as there were so many “good” things to do now.

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All for a stubble dear

Robbie looked freaking good, even gorgeous, but somehow he never had a girlfriend. He could hardly understand what it was with girls that simply set them away. He dressed like a God, no doubt about that. His father owned one of the most expensive cars and he always took care to flaunt the latest models. He was a gadget freak. He didn’t even lack the senses as he was blessed with a good brain. So, what was it that was just not right for him? He took a good hard look at himself in the mirror and decided that may be, a little change will do him a world of good.
He decided he will have to let go off the stubble and see if it could ring things for him. When he entered the college campus the next day, he was blown by the hot looks he got. He heard a lot of girls murmuring, “His clean shaven look bowled me over”. Good Lord, couldn’t girls just tell him to get rid of that dirty stubble of his. He would have doe that so long ago and that too without a thought. Anything for the pretty girls and he never missed to shave again!

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Guys- Here’s The Girl Code

Ever wondered what do you hate the most in men? I thought hard and long and I can safely conclude it is the stubble. I am not complaining against one and all and each one of us can have our own perceptions. However, I simply cannot stand a dirty beard because I hate that unclean stubble. It looks gross and unhygienic. Okay, there are guys who carry it smartly but hey you do not have a Bradley Cooper hanging at every street.
So, dear guys, if you are reading this, it would be so good if you could sincerely take out some time from your oh so busy schedule and simply shave once a day. Trust me; your odds of getting the perfect girl will be so much high if you could care a little more about your stubble than the baseball score for the series. It doesn’t take a lot to shave. A little courtesy on your part and we girls would be appreciating it so much more. You could even find some of us stealing glances in your direction because come on who can resist a really a handsome guy with no mark of a stubble on him. Yes, you got it right. Now, go shave!

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