Karma, Smell, Life

I can’t stand smelly people. They put me off… sadly, wherever I go,  they always follow. If you’ve seen the Vodafone advertisement, you would know how the adorable puppy follows the little boy all along. You might be wondering what the relation is, but you know I’ve the same kind of relation with smelly people. I don’t know if that’s God way of saying “karma bites”… what on earth I did in my previous life continues to baffle me.

School time

I was in the 7th standard and the girl who used to sit beside me. I swear if I had roses in my bags, they would start smelling too. I can bet on my life… she didn’t bath she never bathed… 7th standard was a pain…I don’t like calling names but dearest girl partner of the 7th grade, open your eyes, see the world and know that there’s something called shower.

12th standard

Girls are supposed to be all groomed, looking for the hunks. Dearest God, looks like you wanted to teach me a lesson. My partner smelled… rotten eggs would feel like the UCB perfume if you compared with what she smelled. Yep, karma’s a bitch and I am sure, I was a terrorist in my previous life and that is why I was stuck sadly with smelly people.

College

Everyone wears fashionable cloth and is going out with handsome hunk. My best friend… didn’t bath for a week or so because she says, it’s too cold… it is thirteen degrees Celsius. You have to put up with best friends ALWAYS. That’s the girl code. Karma… I am hearing you now.

Office life

BOSS SMELLS AND SMELLLS TERRIBLY BAD

Karma- I GIVE up

Now when I heard of the Racold thermo heater, I am going to gift each one of them this heater… BECAUSE KARMA, THANK YOU BUT THAT’S THE END OF MY PATIENCE.

A hot shower is all you need to wipe off the bad smelly smell.

The post is a part of  Close Encounters of the Smelly Kind contest at Indiblogger.

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#DovePlay: The Big Dream

Most girls nurse the dream of finding their perfect prince and seeing him gallop on a white horse and fall in love with him. This is one of the most common dreams seen by most girls and being unconventional, I chose not to dream the dream..

So, what’s my dream?

I will be flipping my absolutely gorgeous hair which will cover all my face and I will look a total mess, but somehow my prince charming will look at my tangled mess and love the wild fire that my beautiful hair would be. He would crave to see my eyes and as my hair slips across my face, our eyes would lock and the chemistry would be so hot that the place would seem to be catching flames.

So, it’s a bit manly may be.. But this is my dream… It could have even happened, if my hair wasn’t so disgustingly unmanageable. What I wouldn’t trade to get the loveliest tresses!!!

I want to curl my hair and get a hair spa that will make my tresses bouncy and lovely… My hair doesn’t have a lot of natural curls, so, it is hard to find someone with drop dead gorgeous curls and not feel envious.

What’s been holding me so far?

I’ve seen some of my friends choose to color or even opt for hair spa and good Lord, they ended up with a larger mess. Chemicals can be extremely harmful for hair and they end up damaging it forever. I already have unmanageable hair and for the love of my life, I can’t imagine making them worse. The fear of damaging them has been keeping me back.

But, then I saw this video in the epic #DovePlay contest.

Now, I do use Dove soap and I know it is gentle and this makes me wonder and wish I could give it a try. If I don’t take a chance, I am going to die with the regret that I never tried to give wings to my dream. so, now that I have seen this beautiful gorgeous girl with some of the perfect tresses, I am dreaming and swooning to get one too… If I manage to do so, i am going to flood the world with my pictures.

 

One day, I, my prince and my tresses will definitely go on the perfect date. After I opt for a hair spa and enliven my hair and jazz them up to life.